Defenders of the -Er

The Priest always entertains. They get the award for most fervent use of the suffix -er:

• Cheater
  
• The Ripper
  
• Dreamer Deceiver
  
• Deceiver
  
• Sinner
  
• Starbreaker
  
• Dissident Aggressor
  
• Exciter
  
• Invader
  
• Grinder
  
• Steeler
  
• Trouble Shooter
  
• Jawbreaker
  
• Turbo Lover
  
• I'm a Rocker
  
• Painkiller
  
• Nightcrawler
  
• Jugulator
  
• Abductors
  
• Devil Digger
  
• Bloodsuckers
  
• Demonizer
  
• Hellrider

Honorable Mention:

• Hell Bent For Leather
  
• Fever
  
• Pain & Pleasure

Mastodon's "Orion"

For those who didn't order a copy of Kerrang!'s Metallica Remastered, you can listen to Mastodon's cover of "Orion" here.

R0x0rz!

Miscellaneous Metal

Yeah, it's been a while. Here's some news. I probably got all of it from Blabbermouth.net, so go there and search for the full scoop.

• Ronnie James Dio is set to work with Tony Iommi for the upcoming box set Black Sabbath: The Dio Years.
  
• Tool has announced tour dates in the USA.
  
• Metallica insists that their new album will be more "old school", and not sound like St. Anger (uh-huh).
  
• Slayer has finished recording their follow-up to God Hates Us All.
  
• Rob Zombie released Educated Horses; sold tons of copies.

Hopefully more exciting things to follow.